Posted by: Author | March 4, 2011

Friday Fact- March 4, 2011- Cheesy Joke

This is not really a fact. Guess it could be- having never been in the Army, I don’t know. Ever since I was a little kid, my dad and I have a running joke for this day of the year. It’s always a challenge to be the first to call and say the joke.  It’s very cheesy but it reminds me  that my dad loves me and cherishes these little traditions as much as I do.

Here’s the joke: What day to people in the Army hate the most?

Answer: March 4th  – 

LOL- Not March Fourth, but March Forth!!  See, told ya it was cheesy!

Just FYI- we have another tradition on December 23- see who calls first with a “Merry Christmas Eve Eve greeting.”  Yes, we are dorks. Big ole dorks!

Posted by: Author | March 3, 2011

Family Quirks- “Bring Out Your Dead”

If you’re a fan of Monty Python, you recognized the quote on the title to this post. I’ve been an Anglophile since I was a kid and fell in love with the guys from Monty Python at a young age. When my own kids came along, I introduced them to the wit and “wisdom” of the guys.  We especially love the Monty Python Holy Grail movie. Soooo many great lines in that movie.  Who doesn’t love the Knights that say Ni, the Black “it’s just a flesh wound” Knight and the hilarious Sir Robin the brave with his horse? 

There’s one particular scene where the plague is in London and the wagons come by every day to collect the dead. The chant is “Bring out your dead, bring out your dead.”  One guy on the cart says, “I’m not dead yet” and he gets conked in the head.

I have no idea which kid started it here in the house, but for eons, every time I did laundry and told the kids to bring me the clothes that didn’t make it to the laundry basket, they would start with the “Bring out your dead” chant.  So, now, that’s what I say and they know it’s laundry day. In fact, I called #2 son on the way home from work and told him to bring out his dead and when I got home, his jeans were in the washer. 

I love my crazy, silly, fun kiddos!

By the way, today on Renee Bagny’s First Chapter blog, the first chapter of Surfer Bride is up and ready to  be read.  I am also giving away an e-book copy to one commenter.  Pop in for a chance to win.  http://dreneebagbypresentsfirstchapters.blogspot.com/

Posted by: Author | March 2, 2011

Wordless Wednesday

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THIS MAKES ME HAPPY!! 

Solo Honeymoon by Jillian Chantal

Solo Honeymoon by Jillian Chantal
Publisher: Bookstrand
Genre: Contemporary
Length: Short Story (139 pages)
Heat Level: Spicy
Rating: 3.5 books
Reviewed by Camellia

Emma Chauncey finds her fiancé naked with one of her bridesmaids on top of him three days before her wedding. Burned by the experience, she takes a friend on her honeymoon. They travel to an Italian villa where Emma plans to nurse her broken heart.

Wealthy, titled, and handsome women’s shoe designer Dario de Luca is also at the villa. In disguise as a dance instructor, he’s determined to find a woman to love him for himself, not his wealth and title. Sparks fly between Emma and Dario, until she learns his true identity. Hurt that another man has lied to her, and distrusting her own judgment, she flees. Dario follows her to New York. But Emma’s former fiancé is back with an agenda of his own. Can Dario convince Emma he’s the man for her even though he lied about his identity? Can he convince her she deserves true love?

Emma Chauncey, having naively chosen a scoundrel for a fiancé, feels sad and mortified but she had no intentions of taking anything off the arrogant, pompous Dario who has the audacity to call her “the groomless bride”.

With her best girl friend Gwen at her side, Emma determines to use the honeymoon suite in the Italian villa to get over the despicable ex-fiancé Calvin and put her life back together. Gwen, with her irrepressible, wicked sense of humor, her “appreciation” for men, and her never-failing cheerleading for Emma, makes Solo Honeymoon sparkle with laughter and a joy for life.

Dario, with a deep need to be loved not for his money, title, and prestige, but for himself fails to be open and honest with Emma, even after they call a truce and find they are compatible in so many ways — and, WOW, and what ways they are. His sin of omission sets off a firestorm and his overbearing relatives add fuel to the fire. Emma runs. She refuses to be a victim of a liar again.

Crude slang is a little detracting at times, but Jillian Chantal does entertain with delightful humor, an ominous undercurrent of Calvin’s dark side, and a special need that drives much of Dario and Emma’s actions. As Ms. Chantal whisks the reader from Italy, to England, then to New York, the action reaches a fever pitch.

Emma’s wounded, shriveling heart gets shocked back to adrenaline-pumping life when Calvin and Dario both show up in New York. Bone-chilling fear, deep-down joy, and a happy-ever-after to shout about makes Solo Honeymoon a delightful way to escape the mundane world for a while and celebrate LOVE.

http://www.bookstrand.com/solo-honeymoon 

Posted by: Author | February 28, 2011

Special Guest, Beth D. Carter- The Anti-hero Hero

JILLIAN: I met Beth on the Siren-Book-Strand Authors loop and invited her over to chat today. As you all know, I love bad boys and here’s Beth’s take on bad boy heroes:

BETH:  The Anti-Hero Hero 

I grew up in the 80’s, when Harlequin Presents and Zebra Historicals ruled the shelves.  Each story had some type of strong female struggling with an almost insurmountable obstacle guided by the rugged but steadfast, noble hero-no matter if he was a corporate cutthroat, a pirate or a desperado.  If there was one thing you could rely on, it was the fact that the hero never gave up on the heroine, never betrayed, and never, ever, cheated.  Those heroes made anyone believe that somewhere, out there, was a good man waiting for the love of his life to show up. 

Call me crazy, but I always loved the bad boy, the not-quite-sterling-hero.  My first crush was a cartoon character named Jason from Battle of the Planet, a Japanese animation brought over to the US in the late 70’s, early 80’s.  And there was Han Solo, of course.  Forget Luke.  I would even root for some of the secondary characters in books, like Ramsey O’Keefe in Amy J. Fetzer’s “My Timeswept Heart” (of course, he got his own book in the sequel, but he just wasn’t the same). 

Now, in my opinion, the Queen of The Anti-Hero Hero is Lisa Kleypas.  For me, hands down the best tortured soul ever is Prince Nikolas Angelovsky in her book “Prince of Dreams”.  There were some who got turned off by the whole time switch POV, but Nikolas is a complete ASS who completely transforms by the power of love.  Another Anti-Hero Hero of hers is Derek Craven from “Dreaming of You”, who realizes just what a treasure he has in Sara when it’s almost too late.  My third runner-up has to be Sebastian, Viscount St. Vincent in “Devil in Winter”.  Sebastian was just so cold that when he finally melted it was like…wow.  

For me, Ms. Kleypas shines when she writes heroes who are anything but heroes.  She breathes a soul into them and brings their story to life.  In my writing, she is one of my greatest inspirations for creating tortured characters.  There is a Nikolas inside of me itching to come out and I hope one day I can do him justice just as Ms. Kleypas did for her Russian Prince.

JILLIAN: Beth has a novella called Man After Midnight. It has an awesome cover and everytime I see it, I get that ABBA song in my head, “Gimme, gimme, gimme a man after midnight”

http://www.loose-id.com:80/A-Man-After-Midnight.aspx    TO ORDER

STEPH: I’d like to thank Jillian for having Count  Anton Varga and I here today in support of my blog tour for “The Count’s Lair.” 

Just a little about me:  I was born in Manchester, New Hampshire. After graduating from Central High, I joined the US Army. I spent 11 years in the military, 7 in Germany. While in the military, I earned a BS in Political Science from California Baptist University in Riverside, CA in 1995. I left the Army in 1997 and settled in California, but my favorite football team is still the New England Patriots.  I work for LAPD as a 911 dispatcher. I’ve been married for 19 years. I have two boys, Andrew, 8, and Joseph, 4.

 JILLIAN: I’d like to welcome author Stephanie Burkhart who is here “in character” today as Count Anton Varga, the moody, brooding hero from her novel, “The Count’s Lair,” Book 2 in the Budapest Moon series.

JILLIAN:  Count Varga, you handsome devil you, your story is set in Hungary where you were born. I’m very intrigued by the food you ate in the story. Can you explain what a pogácsa is? It seems you ate this both at dinner and breakfast. Would the breakfast one be the same as the dinner one?

ANTON: A pogácsa is a Hungarian scone. Esmé makes cheese, poppy seed, and paprika ones. I’m really rather fond of her poppy seed one. I adore eating these simple biscuits and since Esmé agrees it’s good for my diet, I eat them often.

 JILLIAN: Tell us what goulash is? Isn’t it a soup? What’s your favorite?

 ANTON: It’s hearty beef soup with onions, carrots, peppers and paprika. I suppose you could use different meats, but I prefer beef.

 JILLIAN: Your Amelia plays the piano. Who’s your favorite composer? Beethoven, Mozart, or Liszt? Why?

ANTON: Well, every Hungarian enjoys Liszt. He’s Hungarian himself and plays very complicated, yet emotional pieces. My favorite composer, however, is Beethoven. The Moonlight Sonata means a lot to me. Amelia plays it with such passion, it reminds me of her.

 JILLIAN: Who is your favorite painter? Why?

ANTON: Manet. He’s an impressionist from Paris. I believe he painted alongside the likes of Monet and Renoir, but I enjoy Manet for his portraits. He’s a very masculine painter for an impressionist.

JILLIAN: This story takes place around Christmas. We learn you bought two ornaments for your tree when you took Amelia shopping at the Christmas markets. What other ornaments would we find on your tree?

ANTON: Well, this is the first time I celebrated Christmas, but I liked the crystal ornaments Georg and Esmé bought because they reflect light. I like bows – and angels. Angels remind me of Amelia.

 JILLIAN: What are some other Hungarian Christmas traditions? 

ANTON: Amelia tells me Mikolas visits children on December 6th. I hope that next year he has a reason to visit Ravenwind. It seems Amelia and I missed Midnight Mass and Holy Evening, Szent-Este, because we were…ah, engaged in other things, but next year, I’m looking forward to that. 

JILLIAN: Which side of the river do prefer? Buda or Pest? Why?

ANTON: Buda. I love the view of the Danube and the Széchenyi Bridge.

 JILLIAN: Georg, your servant, speaks to you as an equal. Why do you tolerate that?

ANTON: Georg is a bit gruff, I admit, but he’s the closest to a father I’ve ever had so I allow him his liberties.

 JILLIAN: Do you think there’s a new love in Esmé’s future?

ANTON: Interesting you should ask. I believe János from the Duma household has taken her to the farmer’s markets in downtown Pest a couple of times. I do believe she’s smitten with him.

JILLIAN: Amelia loves flowers. Which ones do you think are her favorites? 

ANTON: Roses by far! She also likes flowers that are white – edelweiss, white lilacs, and lilies.

 JILLIAN: Amelia has to chew on peppermint in the story a few times. Do you like peppermint? If not, what’s your favorite flavor?

 ANTON: Peppermint is very soothing for an upset stomach, and thankfully, I rarely have one – unless I accidently ingest some garlic. I prefer peppers and paprika.

 JILLIAN: Here’s some random questions. Answer the first thing that comes to mind. Boy or girl?
ANTON: Boy.

 JILLIAN: gin or whiskey?

ANTON: whiskey.

JILLIAN: shoes or boots? 

ANTON: shoes for comfort, boots for style.

 JILLIAN: coat or sweater?

ANTON: neither – I sweat something unnatural in both. 

JILLIAN: car or horses?

ANTON: car

 JILLIAN: gold or silver?

 ANTON: gold!

 JILLIAN: steak or pork chop?

ANTON: pork chop 

JILLIAN: milk or wine?

ANTON: milk. Esmé says it’s good for me.

 JILLIAN: Thanks for being a good sport and answering these questions, Count Varga.

 ANTON: You’re welcome. 

JILLIAN: You can get to know the Count better by reading his story, The Count’s Lair, available at Desert Breeze Publishing.

BLURB:

Count Anton Varga is haunted by the curse of the moon. It tugs on his emotions, ravishing his soul. Anton abhors the beast he must learn to tame if he is to find peace. 

Lady Amelia Andrássy is an accomplished pianist, but her life in Budapest had been filled with heartache. When Amelia faints in the Duma’s bookstore, it’s Anton’s strong arms that cradle her fall. His unusual indigo eyes spark with hers, replacing their individual loneliness with the promise of feral passion. 

After a two month separation, Anton is ready to walk into Amelia’s life again, but is Amelia ready to fan the spark they shared into a flame? 


 YOU TUBE BOOK TRAILER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaiYNNpETok

 The Count’s Lair is avail as ebook for Kindle, B&N Nook, Sony Ereader, and Kobo. You can also download a copy from the Publisher’s Website at:

 http://stores.desertbreezepublishing.com/-strse-142/Stephanie-Burkhart-Budapest-Moon/Detail.bok

 You can find Stephanie Burkhart, the author on the web at:

 BLOG:

http://sgcardin.blogspot.com

 WEBSITE:

http://www.stephanieburkhart.com/

 FACEBOOK:

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1357922219

 Smiles

Steph

Posted by: Author | February 24, 2011

More Guests

Beth's Cover

Today I’m here: http://bethdcarter.blogspot.com/  talking about my hero in Surfer Bride and the real life actor that inspired him as well as my writer friend that helped me decide to make him a hero instead of a villain all the time. Poor guy always gets tapped as the  villain-  but he’s such an exquisite one, I guess he has to do it.   On Monday, Beth will be here with me talking about the Anti-hero (do you sense a kind of theme?). Be sure to come by on Monday.

Tomorrow, I have Stephanis Burkhart here along with the yummy Count Anton Varga and Friday Facts will be all about Hungary.  Hope you’ll pop in for the Count’s interview. 

Count Varga

Posted by: Author | February 23, 2011

Wordless Wednesday

Today, I’m blogging here: http://katiereus.blogspot.com/ talking about danger and secrets.

Posted by: Author | February 22, 2011

RELEASE DAY!!

SURFER BRIDE is out in the world- Wish it luck! http://www.bookstrand.com/surfer-bride

Posted by: Author | February 21, 2011

Happy Birthday-

Yep, I know this is the President’s Day birthday celebration but it’s also my favorite actor in the whole world’s birthday.  Happy birthday to Alan Rickman.  Enjoy!

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